Caught In The Whirlwind
QotD: Your Last Twenty Bucks
List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous and one of your choosing.
I'm going to assume that since this is my last $20, I'm going to be spending a lot of time sitting on park benches in the near future. With that in mind, here's my choices:
- Practical: A 2 person survival blanket ($5)
If I'm going to be sitting out on a park bench, it's probably going to get pretty cold. And this survival blanket should help me stay a little warmer. Well, not sure how warm for $5, but it got good reviews anyway. - Frivolous: A top hat ($6)
Nothing completes the homeless guy look like a ragged top hat. It also has the added benefit of allowing me to use it as a place where people passing by can throw their spare pocket change. And I'd use the change to refill my… - Other: 8 Ounce Liquor Hip Flask ($9)
Because if you don't have a hip flask, all the other homeless guys in the park laugh at you and you can't join the club.
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about 3 years ago
Top hat has got to be the best one I've seen yet, brava!