Congrats – TIME Magazine voted you “Person of the Year”!  What’s your acceptance speech?

First off, I’d like to thank all of the little people that made this great achievement possible. Last year when I started, I had no idea that this would happen. It’s a great honor to be selected as person of the year. There were a lot of people along the way, and I can’t mention everybody so I apologize if I leave anybody out.

First of all I’d like to thank my parents for—

Wait a second, what the heck did I do?

This whole TIME magazine thing is pretty stupid, in my opinion. They always seem to just select some cop-out person or inanimate object as person of the year every year. They picked 3 people last year, George W. Bush twice and the Earth. Which really isn’t a person.

Bleh.

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